Eurovision Song Contest 2006

The Eurovision Song Contest 2006 takes place this year in a bit of controversy mainly due to this year’s entry from Finland which is the first ever time that a death metal band has represented a country in the competition.
Before we get into that, let me explain a bit about Eurovision… if you knew nothing about Euro-pop, Eurovision is the epitome of it. The entrants by and large are more concerned with looks, clothes and appearances than musical ability. Technically speaking, the countries entering aren’t all in Europe, and the most famous artist to come out of it are:
ABBA
Cliff Richard
Bucks Fizz
and… erm that Israeli artist who everyone thought was a woman but was actually a transexual man!

You can read more about it on Wikipedia’s entry on the Eurovision Contest

The UK, which probably has the best quality of music tends to pander to the competition’s style entering artists who are more likely to score well than those that will perform “good” music.
Which brings me onto the voting, a languishing affair broadcast in it’s entirety on tv and i’m convinced is fixed by the powers that be in that Russia always votes for the Slavic countries, Turkey and Greece never gave each other a vote until 2003 (because of Cyprus), Cyprus and Greece mostly give each other maximum points, Poland always gives the UK a point (because of World War 2), and all the Scandinavian countries vote for each other!

I kid you not, that is what happens

This year’s contest is taking place in Athens, Greece on 20th May whoops it’s the semi finals on the 18th sorry!
Which brings me back to the story that has filled the newspapers. Finnish Death Metal band Lordi spectacularly won the finals to represent Finland in the competition, fighting off competition from 11 other bands which included an opera singer.

This is Lordi:
Lordi 1
Lordi 2

And here’s a big picture of Lordi
Yes, they dress up in monster outfits and have released 4 albums
Of their 5 singles, it is their most recent 2006 hit Hard Rock Hallelujah that is their entry song in the competition

What spurred all this on then?

Lordi is a melodic theatrical heavy-rock band, mostly known for their unusual monster costumes and lyrical themes…The members have never shown in public without their masks. Lordi itself says the band doesn’t exist without the masks. The selection of such an unusual style of music and stage theatrics has caused a small controversy in Finland and there have been calls for a reconsideration of the choice.

Finland have never won the competition, and have scored the infamous “nul points” 3 times
The last two years they didn’t even qualify for the competition
So radical measures were called for – so Lordi it is then!

UK (available in London, Scotland and Manchester) rock radio station XFM thinks it’s about time that some rock/metal was played in the competition and has pledged to support Finland in the build up and has encouraged their listeners to email or mail the UK host for the contest, Sir Terry Wogan showing their appreciation for the band. The station has been playing clips of their track but has yet to play it in full.

Could this be the biggest revolution in Eurovision history or will it just end up being a bit of a stunt that nobody pays any attention to?

Here are a couple of links that are asking the people of Finland and Greece to stop Lordi from performing at the competition:
President of the Greek Consumers union , Mrs. Niki Kostantinidou’s public plea
Monster band has Finland fretting over face it shows
Greek religious fanaticism rears its ugly head once more – Lord Stay out of Hellas!

Make up your own mind – personally, i think they should play and the people should vote

Bruno Bozzetto

I came across the work of Bruno Bozzetto about 5 years ago knowing nothing about him but found his flash animations very funny.
I stumbled on his website bozzetto.com and have seen all his flash cartoons but had just assumed that he was an internet cartoonist for such work as Olympics and my favourite Europe Italy

In fact, as I found out today, he is a 70 year old man who has been an animator for many years with an entry on imdb showing his work to date since 1968. Apparently his film Allegro non troppo is his most well known but is difficult to find
bruno bozzetto

The character that he has become associated with is Signor Rossi:
signor rossi

Young Talents

One of my mates started up a football team (that’s soccer to any americans reading this!) where a bunch of us meet up in the park on sunday afternoon.
It was recruited for through a site called gumtree.com, which while primarily designed for finding housemates in London, also has sections for most community pastimes.

After our game on sunday, we were talking about some of the people who’ve shown an interest in our “team” which has included a Mr Jackson from Ghana who seems to want an invitation and believes that we are a famous club. He is apparently a very talented 20-ish year old, but part of me thinks it’s a Nigeria scam

Anyway, we got talking about famous young talented footballers, and a few names came up including:
Freddy Adu – born in Ghana, but came to the US when he was 8 years old. He made his professional football debut when he was just 14! The youngest ever footballer and youngest sportsman in the US in over 100 years. He’s nearly 17 now, at which point he would be eligible to play for a European or UK club
Here’s a little Google Video on him which showcases his talents

Today, i got the link of a video of the most amazing skills i’ve seen from a young brazillian player released by his then club ADAP:
Jean Carlos Chera on Google Video – tipped as the next Ronaldinho, this 11 year old Brazillian is something else. What’s even more amazing is some of the footage in this video is from when he’s 6 or 7 years old!
English Club Manchester United were interested in training him but it looks like he’s going to remain in brazil where he will learn at Santos, the club which was home to Pelé – the legend of Brazillian Football
Looks like he’s left footed, so perhaps a future Roberto Carlos
I suggest you download the avi file, because the video isn’t great quality, and it plays better than the stream off google video.
You can also see more about him on jean-carlos-chera.com, and there are more links on wikipedia
I suspect that all the videos are down as a consequence of everyone watching the video on google video bombarding his page to see if there’s more

While writing this post i stumbled on an article from last year which has news of a 7 year old called Panos Armenakas from Australia who is playing for the Bolton Wanders (UK club) youth team. Unfortunately no google video, but i’m sure we’ll see more from him if he is anywhere near as good as the article suggests

April Fools

Today is April 1st, AKA April Fools day
And today would not be complete without having a look at what jokes newspapers and internet sites have tried to pull on us
I always try and find the newspaper i get’s April Fool’s story, and today it is If you want to get better – don’t say a little prayer
The paper also did a quiz on april fools stories see how well you score on it!

Wikipedia’s entry for April 1, 2006 has a good list of hoaxes
Some of the best are:
W3C ‘s CSS update – it’s a good’un!
Ubuntu’s site has been ROT-13’dROT13 is an encryption algorithm where every letter is swapped for either the one 13 letters in front in the alphabet or 13 behind (read the article, i’ll just confuse you!)
Unconfirmed as it was announced on 31st March, but the new Race in Warcraft is the Wisps!

Racial Traits:
Detonate: Destroys the wisp, dispelling all magical buffs and draining 50 mana from each unit in an area around the wisp.
Gatherer: Skill to herbalism, mining, and skinning increased by 10.
Permanent Death
Treeform: Turns the wisp into a tree for 30 seconds. During this time, spirit is increased by 300. However, the wisp’s chance to dodge or parry axes is reduced by 50%.

The google operating system blog claims Google has launched Google Browser – it’s cross platform and is only 1.68mb download – i won’t spoil it for you what you get
Google launches Google Romance – and as usual it’s in beta

For more, see Urgo’s 2006 list

In the past, my favourite site resexcellence.com used to pull off some corker april fools jokes. Sadly, with the changes that have happened, the new owners have not continued this.