Soundtrack To My Life

My last few posts have been rather cricket based, so thought I’d post something which one of my friends on facebook did which is good fun
I know these usually come in email forwards, facebook notes, and myspace bulletins but i find those things fairly silly, i don’t always read them and i hate myspace, so i’m gonna blog it here instead.

Before I get into it, you must remember what my music collection is like – quite varied. Also remember that some things on my ipod aren’t in that list because they’re on strange compilation cds, i’ve bought them online or i’ve copied them (just don’t tell the RIAA)

So, onto the soundtrack (plus the instructions so you can try it at home)

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here’s how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool..

Opening Credits:
“Far From Here” – The Levellers
Interesting, didn’t know I had that, not a huge fan of them, but I can cope with that

Waking Up:
“Mine” – Sepultura
You can’t beat a bit of Brazillian death metal in the morning!

First Day At School:
“Slip Inside This House” – Primal Scream
Not the track I’d go for in that album, but I like the track, didn’t know it was called that. Quite upbeat, and I quite enjoyed my primary school from what I remember

Falling In Love:
“The Only One” – Skin
Kinda appropriate, again a track I don’t know very well – think it was on a metal hammer cover cd

Breaking Up:
“The Sky Is Broken” – Moby
I hadn’t listened to Moby in ages and again kinda appropriate
Think I’ll have to re-rip the track cos it’s very crackly (unless it’s supposed to sound like that!)

Prom:
“How Many Times Must My Heart Be Broken” – French Car and the Bulimic Wizards
I doubt many will know this track/artist (unless you’re from the French Car/Serafin clan). Can’t say I’ve actually been to a Prom, so can’t draw any parallels

Life’s Ok:
“Still D.R.E.” – Dr Dre
A a feelgood track – like it for the section, but wouldn’t normally pick it

Mental Breakdown:
“The Boy with the Bubble Gum” – Tom McRae
You can’t get much more of a contrast than singer songwriter Tom McRae – so i think it works

Driving:
“Evolution” – Ram Trilogy
A bit of synthesiser Drum n Bass sounds good to me

Flashback:
“Ed-Ucation” – Dr Dre
What’s with the Dr Dre – I don’t even like him that much. Such foul language in this track.

Getting Back Together:
“If Tomorrow Never Comes” – The Controllers
From the title it doesn’t really work – but listening to it, you could imagine it in the scene. It’s a golden oldie.

Birth of Child:
“Minnesoter” – The Dandy Warhols
I think the lyrics say enough

I saw my baby dance a latin
Number with her shirt off
Man her skins soft
But in a mood shed rather
If I jerked off.

If I found my way to minnesoter

Not sure what to make of it

Wedding Scene:
“Souljacker Part 1” – The Eels
Would prob have worked better for the driving scene

Final Battle:
“Storm: Lift Yr. Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven / Gathering Storm / “Welcome To Barco Am/Pm…” / Cancer Towers On Holy Road Hi-Way” – Godspeed You Black Emperor
Now that is definitely wrong – could never have a battle scene with Prog Rock as background music – it just doesn’t work. It’d be the longest final battle ever and the build up would never satisfy anyone.
The song also has a very long title to go with it

Death Scene:
“Mad Cat” – Roni Size vs Reprsentz
Some more Drum n Bass – could work

Funeral Scene:
“No” – Soulfly
Haha – that’d be funny – nobody wants me to go Death Metal styley

End Credits:
“Kotton Krown” – Sonic Youth
Could work as ending credits, not convinced though

Don’t think I’d have chosen many of those, but with 6000+ songs to choose from, the fact that any of them worked is pretty remarkable, and at least there wasn’t anything I was embarrassed at owning (though Dr Dre comes pretty close).
Gonna make a playlist out of it for novelty value

Would you like to know Moores?

would you like to know more
Apologies for the pun, but I was watching Starship Troopers the other day and you’ll see the link further down

The reason I haven’t been posting much is because of the Cricket World Cup 2007
England have been knocked out and we are into the final week of the competition
The four semi finalists are:
Australia, Sri Lanka, New Zealand and South Africa

And with the end of any teams progression we get the resignations of captains and coaches. The following have resigned/retired as at the end of the competition:
The Indian coach, Greg Chappell
Pakistan’s captain Inzamam-ul-Haq
West Indies’ captain Brian Lara
Bangladesh’s coach Dav Whatmore
Ireland’s coach Adrian Birrell
Australia’s coach John Buchannan
and finally England’s coach Duncan Fletcher
Duncan Fletcher

There may be more to follow before the end of the competition (and I may have missed some of the others)

India have appointed Ravi Shastri as their new coach
Pakistan have announced Shoaib Malik as their new captain
Ireland’s new coach is former West Indian allrounder Phil Simmons
West Indies are playing their final match today with Brian Lara, so yet to announce their new Captain

England have announced Peter Moores as their new coach initially as “caretaker coach”, though he may take on the job in the long run
The rumour that Tom Moody, currently coaching Sri Lanka (who has married an english woman and coached england county side worcestershire) may want to take up the challenge is unconfirmed but likely to be one of the reasons Peter Moores is a caretaker for the moment
Dav Whatmore has expressed an interest in the India job
Greg Chappell is apparently still going to work with Indian cricket but with the academies
The other coach around is John Wright from New Zealand, who used to coach India. It’s believed that he will look to coach his home country once John Bracewell steps down.
The West Indies coach, Some of those available in addition to those currently in the academies.

So, it’s all change at the top, and I’d like to go back to the title of this piece, Peter Moores – who is he?
Peter Moores
He beat Tom Moody to the job of Coach of the National Academy in Loughborough in 2005
Before that he coached the England A team for their 2000-01 winter tour
At the same time he was coaching Sussex County Cricket club in the summer from 1998 to 2003
He played most of his cricket at Sussex (captain in 1997), but also played for Worcestershire and had a season at Orange Free State in South Africa
As a player he was a wicket-keeper batsmen who scored over 7000 first class runs at an average a shade over 24
Highest score of 185: one of his 7 hundreds (he also score 31 fifties)
502 catches and 44 stumpings
In one day cricket he scored over 2500 at 17.7 including 8 fifties. 225 catches and 32 stumpings.
As a coach he comes with a fantastic reputation of getting the best out of players. However, he has limited international experience, but has been responsible for the rise of some of the more recent English players such as Monty Panesar, Jamie Dalrymple, Ed Joyce, Sajid Mahmood and Stuart Broad

There are two reasons as I see it for this interim coach arrangement
1) The England Cricket Board (ECB) is keen to see who else is available yet at the same time ensuring they have a coach for this summer’s test series. Moores is already employed by the ECB so he could return to the Academy if they didn’t decide to appoint him in the long run
2) The Schofield Review of England’s disastrous Ashes tour is due in May and there could be a change in structure and personnel in the ECB

It now appears that the ECB have appointed Moores as permanent coach, but this decision is now being criticised based on how quickly the appointment was made after Fletcher’s resignation