General Ignorance

While our family doesn’t generally celebrate christmas these days I did get a present this year and it’s kept me occupied the last month or so
It’s a book called The Book of General Ignorance.
It is a book about urban legends and questions & answers, and makes for a great trivia book. Therefore it’s right down my street.
A lot of it is fairly waffly, so I’ve summarised some of the more interesting ones below (apologies for the excessive use of wikipedia links – it was just easier):

1. Henry VIII had 2 official marriages out of the general 6 he’s meant to have had
2. The human body has 4 nostrils (2 are hidden)
3. Antarctica is the driest, wettest and windiest place in the world
4. The largest living thing is a giant mushroom in Oregon
5. A blue whale’s throat is the diameter of a grapefruit
6. A chicken in 1945 lived for 2 years after having it’s head chopped off
7. A goldfish does not have a 2 second memory – according to research it is more like 2 months
8. Mosquitos have killed 45 billion people over the years from the 100+ fatal diseases they carry
9. The Bobak Marmott of Mongolia is largely responsible for all plagues (which have killed approx 1 billion people over the years)
10. Chameleons change colour based on emotion not the background
11. Polar bears are not left handed
12. Marco Polo was born Marko Pilíc in Korcula in modern day Croatia and he did not introduce Ice Cream and Spaghetti to Italy
13. Walter Raleigh did not introduce Potatoes or Tobacco to England/Ireland
14. Champagne was invented by the English – they shipped in flat wine from Champagne and added the “fizz” and started fermenting it by adding sugar
15. Seven prisoners were freed by the storming of the Bastille on 14th July 1789. They were 4 forgers, a sexual offender and 2 lunatics (one was english and thought he was Julius Caesar)
16. The Swiss eat their pet cats and dogs after they die – apparently as part of the recycling process. Some is turned into lard & cough medicine
17. The Nursery Rhyme Ring a Ring a rosie has nothing to do with the great plague. It dates from a 1790 Massachusetts rhyme about a girl name Josie.
18. There are at least 15 different states of matter
19. Glass is not a liquid – it is a solid, and the reason why church windows are thicker at the bottom is because medieval glaziers didn’t always cast a uniform sheet of glass and put the thicker end at the bottom
20. Silver is the best metal at conducting electricity and heat
21. The moon smells like gunpowder and the moondust feels like snow
22. The moon goes round the earth, but the earth also goes round the moon
23. There are an additional 6 satellites that could be considered moons of the earth
24. The average distance between asteroids in an asteroid belt is approx 1.25 million miles, so the chance of hitting one when flying through one is very small
25. Light travels at 300,000 km/s in a vacuum but when travelling through diamond it only travels at 130,000 km/s. The slowest speed it has been recorded at is 60 km/h when travelling through a block of sodium frozen at -272ªC
26. A centipede with 100 legs has never been found
27. A two-toed sloth has 3 toes on each foot, it is so named because it has 2 fingers on each hand. Two toed sloths are not related to three toed sloths
28. A European earwig has 2 penises
29. There are more tigers in captivity in the USA than in the wild combined – there are thought to be 12,000 owned by private owners. It is only illegal to own tigers in 19 US states.
30. The Shaftesbury memorial in Picadilly Circus is of Anteros, Eros’s younger brother (not of Eros as it is commonly signposted and referred to as)
31. Only 5 people were officially killed in the Great Fire of London
32. The Romans gave the thumbs up symbol at the end of a gladiator fight to signify the loser should be killed. They buried their thumb in their fist to indicate he should be saved
33. Most accused of witchcraft were acquitted or hanged – very few were burnt at the stake. Most were men.
34. The number of the beast is 616 – it was mistranslated from the original Book of Revelations until it was redone in 2005
35. The Universe is beige
36. Water is actually a faint shade of blue despite appearing colourless in small quantities
37. There is no word for blue in ancient greek
38. The Coriolis force is not the main influence on which way (clockwise or anticlockwise) water goes down the plughole – in fact it is going to be negligible
39. Camels carry fat in their humps and originally come from North America
40. Technically there are only 46 US states:
Virginia, Kentucky, Pennsylvania, and Massachusetts are officially commonwealths.
In addition there are 2 commonwealths: Puerto Rico and the Northern Mariana Islands. They drew up their own constitutions declaring themselves commonwealths of the United States. Neither are US states, and are officially unincorported territories so not included in the 50 “US States”
41. George Washington’s false teeth were mostly made of hippopotamus ivory
42. Baseball was invented in England
43. Thomas Crapper as not the first to invent the flushing toilet however he was involved in the sewerage industry and holds 3 patents for water closet improvements.
44. Mozart’s middle name was not Amadeus. His full name was Joannes Chrysostomus Wolfgangus Theophilus Mozart.
45. The largest capital city is technically Honolulu, the capital of Hawaii. This is because the boundary of the city of Honoloulou is the county of Honolulu which consists of the entire stretch of the North Western Hawaiian islands which are 1500 miles long or 2127 square miles
46. The Largest man made structure is a rubbish dump on Staten Island called Fresh Kills. At 4.6 square miles in area, receiving 650 tons of rubbish a day until it was closed in 2001. It reached a height of 25m taller than the statue of liberty
47. We are still in an ice age – an ice age is defined as any period in earth history when there are polar ice caps
48. The inventor of the biro was called László Biró and from Hungary. However the first person to patent the ball point pen was John J. Loud, but he never exploited it
49. Chalk isn’t used to make blackboard chalk – it’s made of Gypsum (Calcium Sulphate as opposed to Calcium Carbonate)
50. Cockroaches are not the most likely creatures to survive a nuclear war. They may be able to live for a week without a head, but a fruit fly can sustain over 3 times the radiation and a parasitic wasp can take 9 times. The creature most likely to survive though is the bacterium Deinococcus Radiodurans
51. Violin strings have never been made of cat gut – they sometimes used sheep gut at least until the 1750’s (and maybe even today)
52. The greater the number of floor you climb before you throw a cat out the window, the more likely it is to survive. According to a US study that showed cats that fell out of buildings up to 7 stories were more likely to sustain injuries than those falling from higher floors.
53. Ostriches don’t bury their heads in the sand
54. Your fingernails and hair don’t continue to grow after you die – it’s because your body dehydrates tightening the skin that creates this illusion
55. Alcohol doesn’t kill brain cells, it just makes new cells grow less quickly due to the dehydration
56. James Bond’s favourite drink was not a Vodka Martini – it was bourbon which he consumes 58 glasses of in all the books whereas he only drinks 19 Vodka Martinis.
57. Jaffa Cakes are cakes (not biscuits) – a landmark legal case was involved, as under British law biscuits and cakes are not subject to VAT, but chocolate covered biscuits are (luxury item). The evidence to prove they were cakes was that Jaffa cakes go hard (like cakes) when they go stale. In contrast, biscuits go soft.
58. It doesn’t matter how close you sit to the tv you won’t damage your eyes
59. The more hours sleep you have at night the more likely you are to shorten your life. However, not sleeping enough will reduce your IQ, memory and reasoning ability
60. Half an hour of exercise 3-5 days a week is likely to be just as good a treatment for depression as the medication your doctor prescribes you as it reduces symptoms by 50% according to surveys
61. Hitler was not a Vegetarian though he probably should’ve been as he suffered from chronic flatulence – not eating meat would’ve helped this
62. The Spanish invented the concentration camp in cuba in 1895 several years before the British used them in the Boer Wars
63. The Hurricane aeroplane was more successful than the Spitfire in the battle of britain essentially winning the battle
64. 1 dog year is not equivalent to 7 human years. It’s a sliding scale that starts quickly and slows down in time. It also depends on the size and breed of dog.
65. There is no such animal as a panther – technically all large cats are panthers, but what is usually being referred to are black leopards/jaguars.
In the US they often mean a black puma – however none has ever been found
66. The banana plant is a herb and the banana is a berry
67. Botanically,Strawberries, Raspberries and Peaches are not berries – they are drupes – raspberries and strawberries are aggregated drupes.
68. Almonds are drupes, Peanuts are Peas (legumes), and Brazil nuts are seeds – none are nuts
69. Captain cook did not give his men limes to cure scurvy – he gave them sauerkraut. Lemons were given to sailors from 1795. By the 1850’s to save money limes were given to save money. Limes contain very little vitamin C, so scurvy came back with a vengeance.
70. Captain Cook did not discover Australia and he wasn’t the captain of the ship, he was a Lieutenant. British explorer William Dampier explored Australia in the 17th Century. Another contender is the 14th Century Chinese Admiral Zheng He
71. The Australian slang for an English man, POM (or pommy), is short for pomegranate because it rhymes with immigrant when said in an aussie accent
72. There were between 2 and 20 wise men or magi and at least one of them may have been a woman. This is according to the English church’s 2004 revision of the description of the Magi
73. Panama hats come from Ecuador. They were named so because they were given as standard issue to men digging the Panama Canal
74. St Patrick may be the patron saint of ireland but he is not irish – he was from somewhere around Pembrokeshire

Warne 708, Murali 708

Match: England vs Sri Lanka 1st of 3 Test matches, day 2
Location: Asgiriya Stadium, Kandy, Sri Lanka

murali
A nation will have to wait until the morning for the record to be broken, but on day 2, Mutthiah Muralidharan took 4 English wickets to finish the day with 708 career test wickets equalling the world record that he briefly held in 2004 when he overtook Courtney Walsh’s then record of 519

Shane Warne had a purple patch where he overtook Murali and extended his lead before finally retiring in January 2007

Fast forward to now where Murali has now equalled Shane Warne’s record and with England resuming tomorrow at 186/6 it’s a case of when rather than if Murali will get to 709 and beyond.

What he will achieve in the long run is anyone’s guess. Shane Warne thought Murali would take 1000 before the end of his career, but that is for the future

Demetri Martin

I’ve become a fan of the website and podcast bestofyoutube.com the last 6 months, and in doing so have discovered how much I like the comedy of Demetri Martin.
There is something about his standup comedy that really hits the spot, but don’t take it from me I think the only way to appreciate it is to check some of it out.

For those viewing this on facebook I don’t think you will get the embedded youtube videos. So, I have put the links below for you to view externally
If however this still doesn’t work you will need to view the blog from it’s source:
Demetri Martin on stonysleep.com

First up is Jokes with a guitar, a 14 minute section from a performance which cracks me up every time. I especially like the part about batteries:

Jokes with A Guitar

Next up is a shorter clip from another performance is also very amusing though doesn’t have quite the edge that Jokes with a Guitar has.

Demetri Martin’s Findings

Giant Magnetoresistance

The next time you listen to your iPod/MP3 player or use a memory stick to transfer files you should thank Albert Fert and Peter Grünberg who discovered Giant Magnetoresistance (or GMR) in the 1980’s.
Were it not for this, hard drives and memory sticks/cards could not be as small as they are today

Giant Magnetoresistance

Nearly 20 years later, they were awarded the Nobel Prize in Physics for independent discoveries leading to the same conclusion published in November 1988 and in March 1989 respectively.
It was a discovery ahead of it’s time which probably explains the time period between discovery and the prize being awarded.

Fundamental to the phenomenon is RKKY (Ruderman-Kittel-Kasuya-Yosida) interaction

RKKY Formula
H represents the Hamiltonian, Rij is the distance between the nuclei i and j, Iij is the nuclear spin of atom i, Δkmkm is a term that represents the strength of the hyperfine

It’s all rather nasty quantum mechanics – but in fact this interaction discovered in the 1950’s predicted what was to become GMR

Great Storm of 1987

20 years ago today the Great Storm hit the UK as the remnants of one of the storms from the 1987 Hurricane Season in the carribean. It was Hurricane Floyd from the bay of Biscay which crossed the atlantic and hit the UK.
The worst storm in 284 years: 23 people died from the storm and much devastation was caused
I remember it very vividly – I was 8 years old at the time and it knocked down our huge apple tree in the back garden

However, the thing I remember was the mistake british weatherman Michael Fish made the night before
michael fish

Youtube link for those reading on RSS or those who don’t see the video above

Song Lyrics

Round about the same time that I started paying attention to samples used in songs I found there are well known songs whose lyrics aren’t always about what you might think

1. Red Hot Chilli Peppers – Under the Bridge
under the bridge by RHCP
The LA rock band released this song off their 1990 album Blood Sugar Sex Magik
It’s a fairly amicable ballad which fans of all ages can be found singing along to.
However, I suspect many do not realise that the lyrics are an introspective reflection on vocalist Anthony Kiedis’ drug addiction (in this case heroin)
The track has been covered several times, though perhaps the most well known in the UK is the one by girl band All Saints where in my opinion they murdered John Frusciante’s guitar line by taking the flow out of it cutting it with samples. They also didn’t include the final verse which is the verse that is most obvious in terms of it’s drug references.

2. Semisonic – Secret Smile
secret smile by smeisonic
There is some debate about this song out there, but the general consensus I get about this pop ballad by another american rock band is that it’s about oral sex or at the very least has some form of sexual innuendo. Again it’s a very easy to listen to song which people of all ages listen to. Not an awful lot to say about it, but next time you hear it bear the lyrics in mind.

3. The La’s – There She Goes
Another drug reference in this song – again another apparently harmless pop song.
Like Under the Bridge, it’s about heroin:

There she goes
There she goes again
Pulsing through my veins
And I just can’t contain
This feeling that remains

“She” is the personification of heroin
It is, as with Secret Smile, debatable, but is largely thought to be about the drug

4. The Kinks – Lola
lola by the kinks
This one is not debatable at all and for years I had never thought about the lyrics for the song
But again, it’s a pop ballad with lyrics that are about subjects that you wouldn’t think about
Lola is about a ladyboy who comes onto the main character.
Verse 2 is probably the one that reveals this the most:

Well Im not the worlds most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well Im not dumb but I cant understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

I don’t think I properly listened to the lyrics before, but I know what it’s about now whenever I hear the track.

5. The Police – Every Breath you take
every breath you take by the police
Another song that people sing along to, dance to and even get married to
It’s actually quite a scary song as it’s about the break-up of Sting’s marriage and how after he broke up he metaphorically followed her everywhere she went

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
Ill be watching you

I’ve also heard theories that it could be interpreted as a reference to the iron curtain and how the communist governments watched everything you did to make sure you didn’t step out of line.

Make of it what you will, but I wouldn’t rate it as a song to get married to

6. Lou Reed – Walk on the Wild Side
walk on the wild side by lou reed
Finally, a song that I just didn’t realise how filthy the lyrics are. I think it was this verse that really made me jump:

Candy came from out on the island
In the backroom she was everybodys darling

But she never lost her head
Even when she was given head
She says, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
Said, hey babe, take a walk on the wild side
And the coloured girls go

Well, that concludes my lyrics post – feel free to comment if you have anything to add

iPod Thoughts

As usual I’ve not posted anything for about a month now, so thought it was about time I posted something.
It’s been about 9 months since I stepped into the 21st century and got myself an iPod
It took a lot longer than I thought it would to get all my music digitised, but pretty much 99% of it is done. Have still got a few albums that are problematic, a few archives of mp3s kicking around but I don’t expect it to increase much more than the 25.1 days of listening time I have already.

ipod

Back to the iPod.
First and foremost, for those that don’t know I got the 80Gb Video iPod back in September 2006 while I was in New York. With the exchange rate it was stupidly cheap.

It makes going on holiday so much easier, because it had got to the point where I was taking 100 CDs with me which takes up a lot of space in hand luggage, and I always hated not having the covers with me to tell what tracks were.
An ipod fits in your pocket and holds my entire music collection which is amazing.
I’ve also started listening to albums I’d forgotten I owned and with smart playlists i can choose my favourites and with normal playlists i’ve created some good mixes of tracks which in the past I did with mix cds.
Overall it is truly brilliant and I can’t imagine being without it

On the downside, I’ve found I don’t listen to whole albums these days, as I am able to flick between tracks, listen to playlists or shuffle tracks
I do like the ratings ability, though I find that I don’t have time to rate all tracks, and my rating is inconsistent depending on the day.

I’ve found a glitch or two, there are features I find annoying, and there are features that I wish you could have

Glitches:
1.If you play a track through a playlist, then go into the list by album and select the same track it will restart the track from the beginning instead of selecting it
2. If you rate a track on the iPod and iTunes it will take the iTunes rating in preference to the iPod one next time you sync it – not really a glitch, but would be nice if you could choose.

Annoying features:
1. I have quite a few music videos i’ve transferred onto my iPod (i have about 120Gb on DVD which wouldn’t fit on the iPod, so have picked a select few). The music videos subsection of videos acts like a playlist in that if you go into an artist with more than one video, when it finishes it will move straight onto the next video. Compared with the movies section which will bring you straight back to the movie list
2. Podcasts: I like podcasts and have quite a few but find it difficult to listen to them because as soon as you finish playing an episode it takes you back to the main menu – stupid

Features I’d wish for:
1. Four buttons along the bottom of the screen. These would let you get additional info on the track being played. Currently the only info you can view on the iPod are Artist, Track, Album, Rating. What about all the others. You can browse by genre but can’t view the genre while playing.
2. If you are playing a track I’d like to be able to drop into a menu which would take you straight to the album you’re playing and play other tracks from that album or by that artist
3. Creating playlists – you can create on the go playlists which are good, but limited. Why restrict it to that when you can clearly create them from the iPod. Creating smart playlists from the iPod would be really useful.
4. The one i’d really like is the ability to create more sub sections to videos. You get Movies, Music Videos and Video Podcasts. I have been copying lots of videos from youtube and would like to sort them by category.
5. Similar to 4, a category section for video podcasts, I’m currently using the comments field and smart playlists to do this but it’s not ideal, as every time there’s a new file in a podcast you have to add the comments to this file.

I think that pretty much covers things, and I hope that apple will continue to upgrade their non-phone iPod with features in addition to their capacity increases.

Worst Lyrics in Music History

For about 6 years I’d been toying with the idea of creating a site with some kind of voting system for the worst lyrics in Music History
I got as far as creating a list of my personal favourites in this criteria.
On a jaunt through wikipedia I found a link to a recent poll by Radio DJ’s Mark & Lard (aka Mark Radcliffe and Mark Riley) and am pleased to say that my number one tallies with their result for number one!

Their list:

1. Des’ree – Life
2. Snap – Rhythm is a Dancer
3. Razorlight – Somewhere Else
4. ABC – That Was Then But This is Now
5. U2 – Elevation
6. Toto – Africa
7. Oasis – Champagne Supernova
8. Duran Duran – Is There Something I Should Know?
9. Human League – The Lebanon
10. Black Sabbath – War Pigs

My List:

1. Des’ree ‘Life’ (toast/ghost/most rhyme)
2. Europe ‘The Final Countdown’ (heading to venus verse)
3. Crowded House ‘Weather with you’ (always take the weather…)
4. Elton John ‘Your Song’ (2nd verse)
5. Lyte Funkie Ones ‘Summer Girls’ (hits/sick/fitch rhyme)
6. Feeder ‘Buck Rogers’ (he’s got a brand new car/cider from a lemon)
7. Feeder ‘Just the way I’m feeling’ (10 feet below the ground)
8. Everclear ‘I will buy you a new life’ (I will buy you a new garden/car – shiny & new)
9. Depeche Mode ‘Everything Counts’ (career/korea/insincere rhyme)
10. The Beautiful South ‘Don’t Marry Her’ (Your love light shines like cardboard)

I’m sure there are probably better (ie worse) ones, but unless I actually get round to creating the site we may never know

I haven’t been posting much on the blog of late because I’ve been spending an unhealthy time on facebook

27th June 2007

27th June 2007 is going to be heralding an end to an era in the UK…
An era that began in July 1994 when Tony Blair became the leader of the Labour party which then lead to him becoming the Prime Minister of the UK in the 1997 General election
Anthony Charles Lynton Blair
I was too young to vote in those days (I was a mere 16 years old), but the result was very surprising. 12 years of Conservative party rule had come to an end. “Blairism” had begun… the theme tune Things Can Only Get Better by D:Ream was being played everywhere, and was genuinely being believed.
And I think things did indeed get better in Blair’s first term. There was a good balance of old Labour and New “Blairite” Labour.

Because they had won by such a large majority, it was inevitable that they would win the election 4 years later (in 2001), allowing blair to serve a 2nd term. This time I will always remember for the Stealth Taxes which Gordon Brown, the Chancellor used to make it seem like Labour weren’t increasing taxes, as they’d promises to do. The 2nd term was also dogged by the war in Iraq (2002), and after this there were fears that Labour would not win in 2005. They still had enough support, and with help from the Hutton Inquiry Labour was still in power after the 2005 election.

On 10th May 2007, Tony Blair announced that he would be standing down on 27th June as Party Leader, and election of a new leader began. Gordon Brown won without any competition within days as nobody else in the party could drum up enough support to mount a leadership campaign.

Why am I blogging about this you may ask?
Well… I’ll tell you one thing, that’s not what I’ll be looking forward to on 27th June. Released on that same day is the final part of the Die Hard series:

Live Free or Die Hard

Live Free or Die Hard

I hope Tony departs with a bang!

UEFA Champions League

Well, following today’s loss by Manchester United to AC Milan the final is setup for a repeat of the 2005 final
And when I think of that match I think about Jerzy Dudek and hence the Dudek dance
For those who didn’t see it or those who need a reminder I give you this clip off youtube:

Link for those who don’t see the embedded video above

On retrospect you can clearly see that on Shevchenko’s penalty (the 2nd one) Dudek was way off his line. But all the same it was some quality dancing!
The final is in athens on 23rd May 2007 at the Olympic Stadium