Stating the Obvious: *Caution Rant*

This is a bit of a rant, so just to give you some advanced warning

My latest gripe is one that i’ve become increasingly annoyed about and is pushed on us more and more
News/Polls that state the obvious, but try and make out that it’s something that’s new/shocking/amazing.
What’s got up my nose to make me want to rant about it? The headline from yesterday’s newspaper that we get at home Blair-Bush deal before Iraq war revealed in secret memo
My first comment on seeing it was “No Shit!”
Ok, so the story is about some memo from January 2003 which has made it’s way to the papers, but it’s just the tip of the iceberg which joins surveys that essentially say things like “Drinking beer will make you drunk”, and “Taking drugs will make you stoned” but wrapped up in a pretty wrapper pertaining to be breaking news stories. In fact what they are are a waste of money and peoples’ time. Someone is being paid to do pointless research when there is plenty of research which can be done to be beneficial to the human race
On top of this there is so much information out there and so many statistics & market research being done that often by the time you get to the core of the article there’s so much information overload that it can be hard to summarise what it’s saying.
These days i’m very much against beating around the bush before getting to the point. I can’t stand it when people spend 10 minutes asking something which could’ve been said in less than 1 – i just don’t see the point of saying things that aren’t necessary or over complicating things.

I’d like to give more actual examples of these kind of stories, but… wait, i’ve found another one in the same newspaper:

Lack of Stroke awareness puts victims at risk
This is not news in my opinion.
Check out the percentages from some survey – they report that 33% would suggest the person lies down, and 12% would wait to see if symptoms worsened. So, what did the other 55% say? Have a pint of beer? Or did they actually say call an ambulance? If that’s the case, it’s not really big news. It would all depend on who they asked (particularly age & profession). The article also says that 22% of people did not recognise the symptoms – i’m not particularly surprised at this and would suspect it was higher for those of my age range. But what it does try and imply is that not recognising the symptoms would mean you wouldn’t call an ambulance quickly if you saw them. It is also implying that the 22% and 45% are related and plucks this magical figure of 25000 lives being saved – when in fact they are two separate questions – so there’s almost certainly a bit of bad maths in there.

What really amazes me is that these are stories from a respected newspaper – makes me wonder what kind of drivel the more common papers like The Sun or The Daily Mail are printing

But back to my original point of stating the obvious – i do find it very irritating, and although the examples in this thread arent particularly good, it does show at times how little thought goes into newspapers before they put ink to paper

It’s only a lie if someone finds out…

I saw this in the Guardian newspaper this week. I’m quoting the whole article rather than linking to it so you dont have to register at the site (though it is free, it’s just that to read stories other than today’s you have to get an account):

NHS chief faked his CV to land £115,000-a-year job
Sophie Kirkham
Thursday August 18 2005
The Guardian

A former hospital chief executive has admitted making up qualifications on his CV to land his £115,000-a-year post.

Neil Taylor, 42, was chosen unanimously for the job as head of the Shrewsbury and Telford Hospitals NHS Trust after claiming to have a first-class degree from the University of Nottingham when he had just “one or two A-levels”.

When Taylor was asked to provide his qualification certificates for a routine salary review last October, Taylor eventually produced a home-made diploma with a crude copy of the Nottingham University logo.

He claimed that the degree was a Bachelor of Arts in business administration and economics, and also said he was a graduate of the Institute of Personnel Management at Nottingham, a department that does not exist.

He also said that he had obtained a postgraduate diploma in Forensic Medicine, again from Nottingham University, when he had actually attended a two-day introduction to the course.

When confronted, Taylor resigned immediately. Yesterday he pleaded guilty before Shrewsbury magistrates to one charge of obtaining a pecuniary advantage by deception and one of attempting to commit the same offence.

Taylor, from Solihull, West Midlands, had worked as a chief executive at hospitals in the area for 10 years, including four years at the Royal Orthopaedic Hospital in Birmingham from 1995-99 and another four as head of the Royal Shrewsbury Hospital before it merged with the Princess Royal Hospital in Telford in 2003 to form the new trust.

A charge of obtaining a pecuniary advantage by deception concerning Taylor’s appointment as head of the Royal Shrewsbury Hospital NHS Trust in 1999 was dismissed.

It was only when applying for the position as chief executive of the newly merged trust, which provides healthcare for some 500,000 people across Shropshire and Mid-Wales, that Taylor felt the pressure to exaggerate his qualifications, his defence solicitor, Adrian Roberts, told the court.

Mr Roberts said that his client had been embarrassed about his lack of formal education.

During a salary review following the merger, all executives were asked to provide copies of higher education certificates.

“The authorities were pressing him to produce his degree certificate and qualifications from Nottingham University,” prosecutor John Snell told the hearing. “[Taylor] took the line ‘They are on my aged parents’ wall.'”

Taylor initially stalled investigators, but eventually produced the home-made certificate. When the university was contacted it denied Taylor had ever studied there.

Outside court, Taylor said: “I am very pleased that the first charge against me was dropped. I never did anything up until the trust was merged in 2003. I did something foolish around the end of 2003, but I did not do it for financial advantage – I did it because of the pressures I was under.”

An NHS counter fraud service spokesman said: “Any case of fraud against the NHS means taxpayers’ money is being swindled and this is completely unacceptable. Since 1998, the NHS counter fraud service has saved the NHS £675m – enough to pay for five new hospitals.”

Taylor was granted unconditional bail until sentencing on a date yet to be fixed at Shrewsbury crown court.

Copyright Guardian Newspapers Limited

Made me think of all the times that i’ve been so honest in applying for jobs, and also now that i’m again looking maybe i should apply for something completely ludicrous lying through my teeth

Thoughts for the day

As some of you may know i’ve had a few days vacation, and naturally while i’m away i tend to slow down, and during that time i often start thinking more
The last real break i had last christmas i had so many thoughts flooding through my mind i couldnt sleep, and that was a concept for a future web page i came up with. But as with all my web page concepts they are both a full time job and require me to learn programming that i dont know enough about.

But anyways, this holiday i was plagued by a concept that i’m sure i’ve heard asked before, and that i think about more while i’m at our holiday destination on the Venetian Lido suburb of Malamocco. And it was:

The water levels are rising as a consequence of global, and physics tells us that as we put objects in water the water is displaced in the ratio of mass/density. So, what would happen if we removed all the boats currently in the oceans and seas? Would the water level drop and by how much?

I wouldnt know where to begin to answer this question, nor whether anyone has attempted it

The second thought i started pondering me was on my way back from the airport yesterday when i got back to the UK. On the train i saw the many roofs that there are. It got me thinking, how many roofs worth of solar panels, combined with other environmentally friendly power such as tidal, wind and HEP would it take to meet the energy requirements of the UK? Are there enough roofs? If not what would be the shortfall? How much would it cost? Could money be saved in the longrun with all the complex taxing for governments who’s countries emit too much CO2?

But there you go, that’s what’s on my mind