Soundtrack To My Life

My last few posts have been rather cricket based, so thought I’d post something which one of my friends on facebook did which is good fun
I know these usually come in email forwards, facebook notes, and myspace bulletins but i find those things fairly silly, i don’t always read them and i hate myspace, so i’m gonna blog it here instead.

Before I get into it, you must remember what my music collection is like – quite varied. Also remember that some things on my ipod aren’t in that list because they’re on strange compilation cds, i’ve bought them online or i’ve copied them (just don’t tell the RIAA)

So, onto the soundtrack (plus the instructions so you can try it at home)

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here’s how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that’s playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don’t lie and try to pretend you’re cool..

Opening Credits:
“Far From Here” – The Levellers
Interesting, didn’t know I had that, not a huge fan of them, but I can cope with that

Waking Up:
“Mine” – Sepultura
You can’t beat a bit of Brazillian death metal in the morning!

First Day At School:
“Slip Inside This House” – Primal Scream
Not the track I’d go for in that album, but I like the track, didn’t know it was called that. Quite upbeat, and I quite enjoyed my primary school from what I remember

Falling In Love:
“The Only One” – Skin
Kinda appropriate, again a track I don’t know very well – think it was on a metal hammer cover cd

Breaking Up:
“The Sky Is Broken” – Moby
I hadn’t listened to Moby in ages and again kinda appropriate
Think I’ll have to re-rip the track cos it’s very crackly (unless it’s supposed to sound like that!)

Prom:
“How Many Times Must My Heart Be Broken” – French Car and the Bulimic Wizards
I doubt many will know this track/artist (unless you’re from the French Car/Serafin clan). Can’t say I’ve actually been to a Prom, so can’t draw any parallels

Life’s Ok:
“Still D.R.E.” – Dr Dre
A a feelgood track – like it for the section, but wouldn’t normally pick it

Mental Breakdown:
“The Boy with the Bubble Gum” – Tom McRae
You can’t get much more of a contrast than singer songwriter Tom McRae – so i think it works

Driving:
“Evolution” – Ram Trilogy
A bit of synthesiser Drum n Bass sounds good to me

Flashback:
“Ed-Ucation” – Dr Dre
What’s with the Dr Dre – I don’t even like him that much. Such foul language in this track.

Getting Back Together:
“If Tomorrow Never Comes” – The Controllers
From the title it doesn’t really work – but listening to it, you could imagine it in the scene. It’s a golden oldie.

Birth of Child:
“Minnesoter” – The Dandy Warhols
I think the lyrics say enough

I saw my baby dance a latin
Number with her shirt off
Man her skins soft
But in a mood shed rather
If I jerked off.

If I found my way to minnesoter

Not sure what to make of it

Wedding Scene:
“Souljacker Part 1” – The Eels
Would prob have worked better for the driving scene

Final Battle:
“Storm: Lift Yr. Skinny Fists Like Antennas To Heaven / Gathering Storm / “Welcome To Barco Am/Pm…” / Cancer Towers On Holy Road Hi-Way” – Godspeed You Black Emperor
Now that is definitely wrong – could never have a battle scene with Prog Rock as background music – it just doesn’t work. It’d be the longest final battle ever and the build up would never satisfy anyone.
The song also has a very long title to go with it

Death Scene:
“Mad Cat” – Roni Size vs Reprsentz
Some more Drum n Bass – could work

Funeral Scene:
“No” – Soulfly
Haha – that’d be funny – nobody wants me to go Death Metal styley

End Credits:
“Kotton Krown” – Sonic Youth
Could work as ending credits, not convinced though

Don’t think I’d have chosen many of those, but with 6000+ songs to choose from, the fact that any of them worked is pretty remarkable, and at least there wasn’t anything I was embarrassed at owning (though Dr Dre comes pretty close).
Gonna make a playlist out of it for novelty value

Would you like to know Moores?

would you like to know more
Apologies for the pun, but I was watching Starship Troopers the other day and you’ll see the link further down

The reason I haven’t been posting much is because of the Cricket World Cup 2007
England have been knocked out and we are into the final week of the competition
The four semi finalists are:
Australia, Sri Lanka, New Zealand and South Africa

And with the end of any teams progression we get the resignations of captains and coaches. The following have resigned/retired as at the end of the competition:
The Indian coach, Greg Chappell
Pakistan’s captain Inzamam-ul-Haq
West Indies’ captain Brian Lara
Bangladesh’s coach Dav Whatmore
Ireland’s coach Adrian Birrell
Australia’s coach John Buchannan
and finally England’s coach Duncan Fletcher
Duncan Fletcher

There may be more to follow before the end of the competition (and I may have missed some of the others)

India have appointed Ravi Shastri as their new coach
Pakistan have announced Shoaib Malik as their new captain
Ireland’s new coach is former West Indian allrounder Phil Simmons
West Indies are playing their final match today with Brian Lara, so yet to announce their new Captain

England have announced Peter Moores as their new coach initially as “caretaker coach”, though he may take on the job in the long run
The rumour that Tom Moody, currently coaching Sri Lanka (who has married an english woman and coached england county side worcestershire) may want to take up the challenge is unconfirmed but likely to be one of the reasons Peter Moores is a caretaker for the moment
Dav Whatmore has expressed an interest in the India job
Greg Chappell is apparently still going to work with Indian cricket but with the academies
The other coach around is John Wright from New Zealand, who used to coach India. It’s believed that he will look to coach his home country once John Bracewell steps down.
The West Indies coach, Some of those available in addition to those currently in the academies.

So, it’s all change at the top, and I’d like to go back to the title of this piece, Peter Moores – who is he?
Peter Moores
He beat Tom Moody to the job of Coach of the National Academy in Loughborough in 2005
Before that he coached the England A team for their 2000-01 winter tour
At the same time he was coaching Sussex County Cricket club in the summer from 1998 to 2003
He played most of his cricket at Sussex (captain in 1997), but also played for Worcestershire and had a season at Orange Free State in South Africa
As a player he was a wicket-keeper batsmen who scored over 7000 first class runs at an average a shade over 24
Highest score of 185: one of his 7 hundreds (he also score 31 fifties)
502 catches and 44 stumpings
In one day cricket he scored over 2500 at 17.7 including 8 fifties. 225 catches and 32 stumpings.
As a coach he comes with a fantastic reputation of getting the best out of players. However, he has limited international experience, but has been responsible for the rise of some of the more recent English players such as Monty Panesar, Jamie Dalrymple, Ed Joyce, Sajid Mahmood and Stuart Broad

There are two reasons as I see it for this interim coach arrangement
1) The England Cricket Board (ECB) is keen to see who else is available yet at the same time ensuring they have a coach for this summer’s test series. Moores is already employed by the ECB so he could return to the Academy if they didn’t decide to appoint him in the long run
2) The Schofield Review of England’s disastrous Ashes tour is due in May and there could be a change in structure and personnel in the ECB

It now appears that the ECB have appointed Moores as permanent coach, but this decision is now being criticised based on how quickly the appointment was made after Fletcher’s resignation

Bob Woolmer (1948-2007): The History and the Controversy

Bob Woolmer
It has been over a week since Bob Woolmer, the coach of the Pakistan cricket team was declared dead after being found unconscious in his hotel room on 18th March in Kingston, Jamaica during the ICC Cricket World Cup 2007.

Initially, his death was thought to be from natural causes – he was 58 years old (which is not old these days but not young), always slightly portly, suffering from a medical condition and had type II diabetes.
However, when the post mortem proved inconclusive, the investigation stepped up a level, and his death was considered “suspicious” by the police.
This proved to be the correct line of thought, as on the same day police confirmed Bob Woolmer had been murdered

It is quite scary, because the first person I phoned was my friend Sham, and one of the first things I suggested was the possibility of underhand dealings. This was dismissed by my dad as stirring things, but it looks like my suspicions were valid.
Cricket was again making International headlines and for the wrong reasons

The History

Robert Andrew Woolmer was born in Kanpur, Uttar Pradesh, India on 14th May 1948. He moved to England as a child, and played county cricket for Kent from 1968 to 1984 scoring over 15,000 runs and taking 420 wickets at first class level. He played 19 test matches and 6 One Day Internationals for England. He saved England against the might of Lillee and Thompson’s pace bowling scoring 149 (one of his 3 test centuries), battling for 8 1/2 hours.
He was one of Wisden’s Five Cricketers of the Year in 1976.
However, like many others of that time, he chose Kerry Packer’s World Series Cricket over England to earn his living in 1977, thus shortening his playing career. He did return in 1981 but that winter chose to go on the rebel tour to South Africa (who were banned from international cricket following because of Apartheid).

Woolmer settled in South Africa, married and fathered 2 children. He continued to be involved in sport, having already done coaching at a school in Kent as a physical education teacher (aged 22), after becoming a qualified coach in 1968.
He coached a coloured Hockey team and the Avendale Cricket Club in Athlone, Cape Town before returning to England in 1987 to coach County Cricket teams. The most recent being his stint at Warwickshire between 1991 and 1994.
He was an innovative coach, choosing to use computers and video footage where it had not been used before. He encouraged the use of the sweep and reverse sweep shots. Fitness and fielding were vital to one day cricket, and it was in these fields where he made Warwickshire a very tough team to beat even though only their 1 overseas player was regularly playing international cricket. They won the Natwest Trophy in 1993 and 3 of the 4 available trophies in 1994.

From this success he was offered the position of coach of the South African national cricket team, following their return to international cricket in 1991 with the abolition of apartheid & Nelson Mandela’s new ANC government.
Woolmer hastened their return, and within 2 years they were competing with the very best teams in the world. This was impressive, since they had been banned from international cricket for 21 years.
The team that toured England in 1994 with Woolmer as coach made big names of Allan Donald, Shaun Pollock, Jonathan ‘Jonty’ Rhodes, Wessel ‘Hansie’ Cronje, and Gary Kirsten. South Africa soon overtook all but Australia in the international team ranking to become 2nd in the world.
Woolmer remained coach until 1999, and was hotly tipped to take over as coach of England to replace David Lloyd. But he declined for various reasons, and instead took up a position as Head of Performance at the ICC where he promoted associate member nations to improve the standard of cricket in countries such as Ireland, Kenya, Nepal, Scotland, USA, Bermuda, Bangladesh, UAE to name but a few.
His contract had not finished when in 2004 he was approached by the Pakistan Cricket board to coach the national team amidst a down in form and problematic team selection. Woolmer relished the challenge, and the ICC agreed to release him from their contract to pursue this.
He had moderate success in what is well known to be the most difficult side to coach.
On 17th March 2007 Pakistan made a shock exit from the Cricket World Cup losing to Ireland in the group stage. On the same day, India lost to Bangladesh putting their World Cup future in doubt.
Woolmer said in the press conference “It’s only a game” and that he would sleep on his coaching future as his contract renewal would be discussed at the end of the world cup. Being knocked out so early it would be unlikely for it to be renewed, and sources also claimed he had decided to call it quits after the competition.
The next morning, at 10:45am in room 374 of the Pegasus hotel, Bob Woolmer was found unconscious, he was taken to the nearby University Hospital and shortly pronounced dead.

The cricket world was in shock, and the pakistan team were struck a double blow when 3 days later it would be confirmed that their coach was murdered, and his death was caused by asphyxiation following strangulation. There was also suspicion that he was drugged/poisoned.
Players, Administrators, friends and fans across the world have paid tribute, and many matches since the news have been played with black armbands worn in respect.
Allan Donald, who probably knew Woolmer best, called for the tournament to be called off. But this opinion has not been supported by others
The Bob Woolmer Academy is due to be built in Nelspruit, South Africa despite his death.

However, this all begs the question, who would want to murder Bob Woolmer and why? Which leads to…

…The Controversies

I’ve glossed over these in the history, as it is probably better to group them together in their own section.
1. Match Fixing
Woolmer and Cronje
The first was probably the match fixing scandal in 2000
It rocked South African and International cricket when the South African captain, Hansie Cronje confessed in April 2000 that he had accepted money to either fix matches and/or ensure bowlers gave away a certain number of runs or that batsmen scored less than a certain amount. The news coming from Cronje, a devout christian and follower of the What Would Jesus Do (WWJD) movement was a shock the world over. Working with the authorities, many players were banned, including Cronje himself. The bookmakers are thought to largely remain at large around the world. As a consequence of the scandal, the ICC set up an anti corruption unit to ensure it never happens again and that match results are not compromised.
Several matches not involving South Africa are largely thought to have been fixed, often involving India and Pakistan, where there is a lot of money to be made from gambling. Some of the bookmakers involved with Cronje were from India and Pakistan.
The group B match between Pakistan and Bangladesh in the 1999 World Cup in England is thought to have been fixed for Bangladesh to win. Pakistan had qualified for the next stage regardless of the result. With Bangladesh winning, their promotion to playing international test cricket was speeded up significantly.
Was the match between Pakistan and Ireland a fix? Did Bob Woolmer find out about it when he shouldn’t have known?

2. Drug Taking
Woolmer and Shoaib
In November 2006, just before the ICC Champions Trophy, the Pakistan Team management, allegedly led by Bob Woolmer enforced a mandatory drugs test on all their players. Shoaib Akhtar and Mohammed Asif, the two key Opening bowlers tested positive for Nandrolone, an Anabolic Steroid banned by the World Anti Doping Agency (WADA) and the International Olympic Committee (IOC). Following the tests they were pulled from the Champions Trophy squads and hauled over for disciplining. Shoaib was banned for 2 years and Asif for one year… but they both contested the ban claiming they had taken it accidentally in herbel supplements from a Hakim and that they were unaware of the substances they were taking. The appeal was heard, and a month later, the bans were removed and both players were available for selection.
The true story is probably that Bob Woolmer and his coaching staff in addition to the players were well aware of what they were taking. The ICC competitions have much more stringent rules than other tournaments. Rather than having any of their important players caught in a random drugs test during the competition, the management took it on themselves to test everyone and deal without involving the ICC. Once the players were disciplined, they could then appeal and the punishment could be reduced or even reversed.
This did not go down well with the authorities, and the ICC and WADA will probably review their policies to prevent teams and cricket boards from doing this in the future.

3. Ball Tampering… and Darryl Hair
Laws
The Summer before the drugs was the debacle in England at the end of the 4th Test
For the first time in the history of test cricket a match was awarded because a side refused to take the field. I was at the ground that day at the Oval.
Daryl Hair, a controversial umpire for which I could write an entire blog entry on what he’s done in his career to stir & muddy the waters, accused the pakistan team of tampering with the ball. Ball tampering is banned under the laws of cricket under law 42 subsection 3.
The Pakistan captain, Inzamam-ul-Haq was horrified, so too was Bob Woolmer. When the team were due to resume after the break for tea, the team staged a sit in.
Daryl hair played the scenario by the book and went out to the middle with the England batsmen, waited 10 minutes, removed the bails and led the batsmen off. In doing this, he was calling the game off and awarding it to England.
15 minutes later, the entire Pakistan team came out, but this time the Umpires refused to play.
The whole scenario was a debacle, of which didn’t improve when Daryl hair trying to blackmail the ICC to be silenced.
There was a hearing which concluded there was no ball tampering, the pakistan captain was disciplined and Daryl Hair has been removed from the elite panel of umpires, and will more than likely not umpire an international game again.

4. The Book
The final controversy was not in the news until after Woolmer died, because the day after his death, the 600 page manuscript of the book he had been writing with co-author and sports scientist, Tim Noakes. In an article in the guardian and on the radio, Noakes has repeatedly stated that the word “match fixing” is not mentioned in the manuscript and there is nothing that would ‘blow the lid’ and could provoke someone to murder Bob Woolmer.
Noakes said:

There is absolutely no truth in that story, besides, how could anyone know what’s in the book, nobody in Pakistan could possibly have seen it. The only secret Bob was revealing in the book was how to coach cricketers properly

Parakeets

parakeets
A flock of Rose ringed parakeets in London – their population has grown to 30,000 now and it has got to the point where they are threatening indigenous species.
The RSPB agree and a spokesman’s quote below:

Mr Webb said that, at 16 inches long, a parakeet was larger than many garden species so shooting them “should not prove too difficult”. But he added: “Of course, many people would be distressed to see any animal shot.”

They seem to be all over london and the south east devouring fruits and seeds which indigenous birds eat.

Where did they all come from?
There are three theories mentioned in the article among others, but nobody really knows, but it looks like they’re here to stay.
1) Rose-ringed parakeets started breeding in the wild in the UK is that an entire flock escaped from Shepperton studios, Surrey, during the filming of The African Queen in 1951. It is thought around 20 birds vanished from an aviary on set.
2) A pair of the birds were released by Jimi Hendrix in Carnaby Street in the Sixties as a symbol of peace,
3) They are the descendants of domestic pets which escaped their owners’ cages

They’re very noisy birds, and I’ve seen them for myself roosting in the trees of Hampstead Heath

Chords, Samples, and Copyright

As some of you know I have a fair few gripes about the music industry, particularly relating to the use of Pro Tools and that’s just the tip of the iceberg
Anyway, I don’t want to talk about that, I think I’ll use a youtube video to start things off, since a picture is worth 1000 words and a video is worth 1000 pictures – and also I’ve been checking out a lot of videos on there recently:

YouTube link to Rob Paravonian’s Pachelbel Rant

I don’t share Paravonian’s hatred of Pachelbel to the same extent (since i’ve never been a ‘cello player!) but what he demonstrates in a witty the way is how many songs are using the same chords as found in a piece written 300 years ago. But it’s not just Pachelbel – no, it doesn’t stop there; so many pieces of music use chords from or are based on classical music
While this suggests that there is an almost lazyness in being more creative, it also shows how formulaic pop/punk/folk/rock music is. Even Bob Marley is featured in the video, which surprised me the most.

Perhaps the master of “borrowing” music and passing it off as his own was Andrew Lloyd Webber – much of his compositions comes from operas by the Italian composer Giacomo Puccini. Recently I’ve seen nearly all of Puccini’s work performed and the similarities are uncanny to the point where in La Fanciulla del West not only is the tune al most identical to Phantom of the Opera’s Music of the Night but it even has a line that translates roughly as “music of the night”.
Phantom of the Opera
Having said that, the estate of Puccini sued Lloyd Webber and he settled out of court, so he didn’t completely get away with it (he just brushed it under the carpet as best he could). On the other hand, much of the musical Cats comes straight out of one of Puccini’s other operas Turandot (which contains the aria Nessum Dorma comes for those interested).

But, not content with that, modern “artists” take recently composed pieces and then take “samples” from them and use them in their own songs without any necessity to put credit on the new song to the artist they sampled from. The best resource for finding out some of this information is thebreaks.com though wikipedia’s List of Samples can be more uptodate at times as it’s a dynamic wiki whereas the breaks is apparently updated via email by the owner periodically (a sample I sent about a year ago hasn’t been added, so it’s that uptodate). I didn’t know about cratekings.com until now, but it’s another resource

Sampling is one of the biggest grey areas in the law, and like chord progressions it is often difficult to successfully sue another artist over. What tends to happen is artists will talk to the record label owning the track in advance and agree a license to use it. This license can vary from a lump sum to a percentage of the royalties. The problem is how much is a sample? And that is where the legal jungle starts…
My favourite one that nearly went to court was Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice, which sample’s David Bowie & Queen’s Under Pressure, apparently with the exception of a grace note
eg:
grace note

The grace note is a small note that adjoins a full-sized note, It is usually depicted as a small eighth note with a slash through its flag and stem

Vanilla Ice chose to pay Queen & David Bowie a fee to ensure there was no lawsuit

The artist who has had most songs sampled is more than likely James Brown but the most sampled drum beat is less well known, and by a band called the Winstons with an interesting tale. I’ll let Youtube tell the story:


YouTube Link to the Amen Break video

At the opposite end of the spectrum we get the artists who can’t seem to write a song without having a sample loop. The one I always mention is Fatboy Slim a.k.a. Norman Cook. The story goes that he used to live above a 2nd hand discount record shop and used to pick up whatever was going cheap hence the obscurity of some of the tracks he samples – some of them the only thing that’s known is the track name even on thebeatz.com

Don’t get me wrong though, I’m not against sampling, I just feel that the artist who is sampled doesn’t get the recognition they deserve, as when a sample is used it is often repeated and/or becomes the most important part of the song – if it wasn’t, they’d get away with it

I’m also increasingly frustrated with the sameness of music being produced and lack of originality

Faulty Petrol

A bit of a current news event for today’s post
The UK is currently experiencing a bit of turmoil with potentially contaminated petrol being sold in certain petrol stations
So far, it has mostly been reported as being sold by Supermarket Chains Tesco and Morrisons though it has been all across the country:

faulty fuel map

So what is it?
The latest investigations are suggesting that the petrol is contaminated with Silicon which is causing damage to the oxygen sensor. The sensor measures the amount of oxygen in exhaust gas, and once damaged it means that the ECU (the computer in the engine) no longer knows how much oxygen is present so goes into a kind of shut down mode.
I’m told that because of this there is a huge shortage in the UK of oxygen sensors in garages. The repair costs roughly £200 and there are likely to be many car owners suing those responsible.

Interestingly, when I heard what the problem was my first reaction was different from what others are suggesting. “Experts” are mostly talking about variations in petrol composition and contamination during transport.
My first thoughts were in the process of producing petrol.

So, I thought I’d do a little Chemistry lesson in how you convert crude oil into petrol:
(Images all from Wikipedia)

In the olden days, after digging your oil out of the ground:
oil pumpjack
You heated it in an industry version of a fractionating column:
fractionating column

Each component in crude oil has a different point which it can be distilled off so you can split it into fuel gas, LPG, petrol, light cycle oils used in diesel and jet fuel, and heavy fuel oil.
The problem is that the biggest earners of all of these are found in the smaller quantities in crude oil, so in the late 19th Century they developed Cracking
Let me summarise:
The simplest of these processes is Thermolytic Cracking – also known as Pyrolysis.
The process enables you to convert the heavier fuel oils into lighter fuels such as LPG, petrol and diesel which are in greater demand
In 1936, the first commercial Thermal Cracking refinery was set up to get more out of crude oil.
Essentially you heat at temperatures up to 1000 degrees C and high Pressure (~700kPa) in absence of Oxygen, and the heavier components of oil are released leaving the lighter ones available for extraction.
The process contains many reactions many relying on free radicals – more details in the article

By 1942, the process had been refined and named Fluid Catalytic Cracking. The advantage of this is you get a higher octane rating at a lower temperature and without need of exerting high pressure. It uses a Zeolite Catalyst (A catalyst is a substance that speeds up a reactions and remains unchanged at the end). Zeolites are Aluminium-Silicon based materials, often containing Sodium, and used as Molecular sieves due to their structure:
Zeolite
Sometimes they will also use Silicon (IV) Dioxide

It is here where I think it is possible that the contamination could take place

Just my 2 English pence, but it seems more feasible than some form of contamination during storage – I just can’t buy that when there’s so much Silicon being used in the manufacture

Cyclists jumping red lights and OSX junk accumulation

The subject is about two entries really but I’m going to combine them into one blog post even though they’re not related apart from they were both thoughts/observations from the week.

I’ll start with Cyclists…
cyclist red light
I think it’s simply too dangerous to cycle in many parts of London, and being a Car driver I am largely going to have a streak against cyclists (apparently they are never wrong if you are in an accident with one). Having said that, I really think that they do bring some of it on themselves and shouldn’t carry the holier than thou attitude that many seem to.

I will never forget the morning where I was millimetres (it felt like that at the time and was probably a few metres) away from hitting a cyclist who jumped a red light. They were very fortunate that I was alert, that my brakes were in good working order and was therefore able to stop in time bearing in mind i was travelling at 25-30mph as I went through my green light. I will never forget the look on her face – there was no regret, apology or thank you. I was in complete shock. it was lucky I was only 10 minutes away from my workplace (though I was running late as usual) otherwise I would’ve had to stop in order to get my head straight.

Cyclists, along with Pedestrians, Motorists and Motorcyclists are subject in the UK to The Highway Code.

While Cyclists cannot be punished as easily as motorists can, dangerous or careless cycling is an offence that carries a fine of up to £2500. Note that cycling on the pavement is illegal and could be subject to a £500 fine. I have never heard of either of these being enforced.

I believe that cyclists jumping a red light should be fined and this should be enforced. It isn’t because police officers are usually based in cars or on the street and unable to catch them since they are more agile. Bikes don’t have number plates and there is no way to catch up with them once they’re out of site. So, how do you enforce this? Light-heartedly, I suggested that police officers should be sent out with lasso ropes to hook cyclists in from the street but this is clearly not practical. With a bit more thought, I came up with the idea that enforcing the highway code for cyclists could be handed over to traffic wardens on a commission basis.

Traffic wardens in the UK have become notorious for finding means of extracting more cash than ever from motorists in parking fines especially when they clamp them or tow them away. There are many private companies that are employed by UK councils to maximise the income often featuring a payment on commission system. Traffic wardens are generally hated by everyone in the country apart from their boss which would make them perfect for enforcing the law. So much so that some wardens in Scotland are equipped with spit testing kits so they can hunt down those that spit on them. If anyone can make cyclists think twice about jumping a red light, traffic wardens are the ones for the job. They are inventive and are used to having abuse thrown at them. They use bikes, mopeds, buses and cars to patrol their areas, and like nothing more than extracting money out of the public. They will spot whether you have parked 2mm into a no parking area or whether you’re 20 seconds late returning to your parking meter.

Rant over, I know there are plenty of perfectly safe cyclists out there, but the number you see who don’t wear helmets or have no lights at night – I always say to them under my breath that you’re not going to live long if you continue like that. For sure we don’t want to discourage cyclists, but if you are going to cycle on the road you need to obey the laws of the road. Otherwise you deserve everything you get if you get hit by a car.

Next, OS X…
I was doing a bit of a cleanup at the weekend when I noticed one of the partitions on one of my drives was nearly full
So I fired up one of my fave apps WhatSize 10 to find out what was taking up the most space these days and I was slightly alarmed about how much junk was in my startup volume:
• 787mb of Printer Drivers (most of which I don’t have)
• 385mb of saved install packages
• A 173mb Console Log
• 1.56Gb of iPod Photo Cache – bear in mind that the actual photos only take up 379mb – what’s going on here!

What on earth is going on? I’ve spent two weekends cleaning stuff up in various folders because I need the space for my iTunes library. Have managed to get my main drive up to 16Gb available now after finding two tv series’ in my movies folder and a site rip of some site which came to 3.4Gb. I’ve backed all this up to DVD. Still have the mammoth task of sorting my “to sort” folder and not sure what to do with the iPod Photo Cache, but it’s looking better!

MusicBrainz and iEat Brainz

I seem to accumulate a lot of music which doesn’t have id3 tags because it comes from various sources/computers – lots of it came from previous installations of my computer where i’ve backed up my mp3 archive to CD – I have about 15 cds worth. I didn’t use to use iTunes either, and it wasn’t until I got an iPod that I started using all the iTunes features.
So when it comes to my iTunes library it ends up as a bit of a mess – there are mp3s littered around my hard drive which I have little idea who the artist is, what album it came from and indeed quite likely don’t recognise it when i listen to it. And that’s even before I start on the compilation CDs I’ve made over the years and lost the covers for.
Because of copy protection Gracenote/CDDB or FreeDB won’t integrate into iTunes to extract the track info for me, so
the challenge of how to make it look better when I sync the music with my iPod.

I started doing it manually track by track using gracenote as a resource, but I soon realised the laboriousness of this and thought someone else must’ve had the same problem and sure enough, there’s a database called MusicBrainz which has a mac client called iEatBrainz which tries to match the tracks in
your iTunes Music library against the MusicBrainz database. You can choose whether to add songs to a list to be matched or simply to match the whole library.

iEatBrainz

It was pretty helpful, but because of my music tastes a lot of the tracks are not in the database, but being opensource the whole library is contributed by the community. Putting my opensource hat on, I thought I would see whether I could contribute to this database and indeed this is encouraged through the database’s app Picard. They offer Windows and Linux/Unix downloads. Thinking this is an opensource project, I thought maybe the Linux/Unix version might work on OSX either through compilation or emulation which should’ve been a good assumption until I got to the app’s install instructions:

MusicBrainz Picard Install Instructions
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OS Support:

Linux: Works.
Windows: Works.
Mac: Has many horrible bugs due to wxWindows. 🙁


Even if you can get it to work the installation requires about 8 different 3rd party installations before you can even try at getting it working

It was not to be – but if/when a working version of the ap comes out for OSX I will try and do my bit for this database as I think it’s a really useful idea which can only get better with an increasing archive.

Five Things About Me

I’ve been tagged by MHC so that means I’ve got to conjure up 5 things about myself.

1. I was born 26 years ago in the hospital that I now work in – Chase Farm now part of Barnet & Chase Farm Hospitals NHS Trust. I nearly died before I was born because the umbilical cord got wrapped round my neck choking me. The registrar had to be called in to help deliver me using forceps and saved my life.
2. I have run a website for over 10 years. This has become stonysleep.com, but did exist as various names, hosts, guises and mirrors from 1997 to 2002. I’ve owned stonysleep.com since 17th January 2002 after Big Cat Records and then V2 Records didn’t renew the ownership. So it turned 5 years last month at it’s current address. The site is long overdue for an overhaul, but I never seem to have the time to do it. The plan is to run it through wordpress and link it in with the blog.
3. In real life I am an incredibly introverted and shy person. I’m a deep thinker and a continual observer. I sometimes hold grudges and regrets for many years after an event has happened but rarely reveal my true feelings especially if it involves other people. I have convinced at least 2 people that I was insane – this is not true, but I am certainly not what would be considered normal by far.
4. The thing I am most proud of is my music collection. I don’t know how many CDs or days that I own because I haven’t transferred it all onto my iPod yet and it’s increasing all the time. It was over 300 CDs last time I updated the list on my site but it’s continually growing.
5. It was not until I finished University and started working full time that I realised what a good memory I have compared to other people, and in particular what a knack I have for remembering small (and often trivial) details. I think I have a partial photographic memory. Having said that i always seem to forget where I’ve left the most mundane of items when moving from one room to another

This now leaves me with the tough task of who to tag:
Shamik, Ravi, Camilla
There’s a couple of others I know who have blogs, but I don’t know their sites, so will have to add them at a later date

Climate Change and Electric Cars

It’s been over a month since my last I made my last blog post from Italy. Since coming back it’s taken a while to get used to the shock of going back to work.
Anyway, onto topic.
I’ve been thinking a lot about climate change because while I was in Italy it was unseasonably warm, there was very little snow in the mountains in Europe. There has been a general increase in concern about the environment & energy in parliament and then there’s the hype around global warming.
This got me thinking about electric cars, because many point the finger at petrol/diesel cars as being major polluters. And in some ways rightly so.
As a chemist by degree I know a lot about the nasty stuff that cars produce, and as a car driver I know why I think I need one.

First off lets take a few steps backwards and looks at the Greenhouse Effect:
the greenhouse effect

The main greenhouse gas which we can control is Carbon Dioxide
However, I find that a lot of people don’t really know what it’s all about – in fact many intelligent people don’t know the difference between The Greenhouse Effect and Ozone Layer Depletion
Ozone Layer Depletion is entirely caused by humans by the use of fridges and aerosols which give off CFCs and others. It was particularly prevalent in the 70s-90s, but changes in coolants used mean that the ozone layer hole is no longer increasing and is actually healing itself back ie the hole is shrinking.
The Greenhouse effect occurs naturally without human intervention, but has been exaggerated by humans burning fossil fuels (coal, wood, petrol, gas etc.) producing Carbon Dioxide. This causes the planet to warm up rapidly over a period of time.
Note, there are other greenhouse gases but they are largely not human caused so largely out of our control.

Back to what I was trying to talk about
Electric Cars
Now, my normal comment on electric cars is that it’s just distributing the pollution elsewhere as in most countries the electricity is generated by burning fossil fuels (oil, gas, coal etc.).

However, when I did a bit of research it appears that electric cars are significantly more efficient according to the stats than their petrol counterparts. On top of that, it’s said that it’s easier to maximise the efficiency of a power station than an internal combustion engine in a petrol car.
However, I’m still not convinced that:
a) The calculations are accurate
b) That all the inefficiencies are being taken into account

On my way back from italy I started planning on doing some real life calculations on how efficient electric cars are based on how much energy they really consume from the point of burning the fossil fuels vs petrol cars. I will need to either get some of the data online or find someone who owns an electric car to make it a reality. Should make for an interesting comparison, and either way I think it will be surprising to me.