Five Things About Me

I’ve been tagged by MHC so that means I’ve got to conjure up 5 things about myself.

1. I was born 26 years ago in the hospital that I now work in – Chase Farm now part of Barnet & Chase Farm Hospitals NHS Trust. I nearly died before I was born because the umbilical cord got wrapped round my neck choking me. The registrar had to be called in to help deliver me using forceps and saved my life.
2. I have run a website for over 10 years. This has become stonysleep.com, but did exist as various names, hosts, guises and mirrors from 1997 to 2002. I’ve owned stonysleep.com since 17th January 2002 after Big Cat Records and then V2 Records didn’t renew the ownership. So it turned 5 years last month at it’s current address. The site is long overdue for an overhaul, but I never seem to have the time to do it. The plan is to run it through wordpress and link it in with the blog.
3. In real life I am an incredibly introverted and shy person. I’m a deep thinker and a continual observer. I sometimes hold grudges and regrets for many years after an event has happened but rarely reveal my true feelings especially if it involves other people. I have convinced at least 2 people that I was insane – this is not true, but I am certainly not what would be considered normal by far.
4. The thing I am most proud of is my music collection. I don’t know how many CDs or days that I own because I haven’t transferred it all onto my iPod yet and it’s increasing all the time. It was over 300 CDs last time I updated the list on my site but it’s continually growing.
5. It was not until I finished University and started working full time that I realised what a good memory I have compared to other people, and in particular what a knack I have for remembering small (and often trivial) details. I think I have a partial photographic memory. Having said that i always seem to forget where I’ve left the most mundane of items when moving from one room to another

This now leaves me with the tough task of who to tag:
Shamik, Ravi, Camilla
There’s a couple of others I know who have blogs, but I don’t know their sites, so will have to add them at a later date

Membership

Back in February when I was using WordPress 1.5.2 all sorts of security holes started opening up to the point where I had to require membership for comments – I was getting all sorts of spam posts which drove me mad
With WordPress 2 and some plugins like akismet and spamkarma I’m pretty happy that I no longer need to require this anymore

Also, it’s been a little quiet here, particularly since MacHeadCase started her course. I know my friend Sham wants to comment without having to sign up. Plus, I think I’m losing out on a lot of readers who would otherwise comment but for the registration.

So, as of now you no longer need to register to comment on any of my posts
Of course all current members will retain their membership, and you can continue to use your username and password as normal and it’s always appreciated if you do decide to join
If however, things return to spam city I will have no hesitation in switching the members only option back on

Prozac Theme

As you will have probably noticed I decided to do a theme change the other day
I haven’t had much time to do the tweaking necessary to get it to how I like yet but it is coming together slowly
The theme is Prozac by Kaushal Sheth
He makes very good, simple, easy to work with themes for many blogs

I haven’t got gravatars back up or the ip2nation working yet, as I have been trying to get the new links that this theme has to be useful. And i think i nearly got it working today. But to do this I had to change the style in which the blog posts are stored. This means that if you have linked to any of my posts before the links probably won’t work anymore.
However I now have some swanky new pages.

MHC kindly let me use one of her photos for the header and has been really good helping me with some of the features in the theme which I’m not used to. She uses a theme by the same author, so knows what’s what

Keep an eye out, and if you see anything funny going on it’s probably me doing changes to the theme. Hopefully I won’t break it too much and it should look good after a few more days tweaking

Edited 2nd August 2006:
Pretty much all the plugins are up and running again:
WP-Grins, Gravatars, IP2Nation, Get Recent Comments
I’ve added some links to the header and footer
Too Cool for IE is working
Just need to do some proper Theme pimping, customise some of the pages and get things looking and feeling more like home.
Hope you all like the new look

WordPress 2.0.4

Hi all,
MacHeadCase mentioned that WP had been updated again and I think I missed doing the last update
If you notice any glitches let me know because I did the update at 4am and did it the quick and dirty way. The correct way to update Worpress is to backup everything, disable all plugins, delete the old version of WordPress off the server and upload the new one. Apart from me being lazy there’s two reasons why I couldn’t be bothered with this
1) My Server’s rubbish and uploading files (especially multiple ones in nested folders) takes forever. I really should move to a different provider but I paid for 2 years and it was cheap
2) It’s a pain in the neck restoring themes, plugins & addons from the backup and would mean downtime for the blog

Anyway, I made a slight mistake that meant I couldn’t create or manage posts 1st time round, but reuploading the wp-admin folder fixed that and everything seems hunky dory. Like I say, if anything seems broken let me know – thanks

While I was uploading files I remembered that wordpress has an import feature for other blogs. My first blog was on blogger and I had never tried copying posts from there so thought i’d try using the blogger-worpress importer. If you look in the archive back to around August 2005 (this blog Started in about November I think) you’ll find all the old posts. What’s cool though is that it’s tweaked the blogger database too so when you go to my old blog you get an out of service message and a message saying you should try a better blogging tool — hyperlink to wordpress site
It’s only 6 posts which I transferred, but the comments need cleaning up as blogger doesn’t seem to record everything in the right place or that wordpress does. Prob gonna have to dive into the MySQL as none of them have proper usernames/gravatars/IP addresses and stuff like that. If you look, it seems like everyone who posted comments is from the UK from the IP2Nation plugin.
I left blogger because someone already had a blog with the same name and also because it was rather lacking compared to proper blogging tools. Oh and Phil said WordPress looked to be the best out there!

Myspace

Myspace was launched in April 1999 and was one of many sites such as friendster, livejournal, bebo, orkut, faceparty, friendsreunited to name a few which attempt to be internet social networking sites.
MySpace is apparently number 4 in the top 500 sites according to Alexa (after Yahoo, MSN and Google).
There’s an interesting one at number 45: 72.14.203.104
Which is the IP address for google

Anyway, back to Myspace. The original site was then sold to Tom Anderson, the founder of 2003’s Myspace and a group of programmers and at some point in the next year it became huge. This was further exemplified when a British band, the Arctic Monkeys reached the number 1 spot in the singles chart without being signed to a record label – their fans created a myspace site to share their music in around 2003-4

Myspace was part bought by Intermix Media inc which was acquired in 2005 by Fox Broadcasting (Rupert Murdoch’s Company)
Where am I going with this? There’s nothing new here and you can find all this out with a google search or on wikipedia
– This is just the preamble

I created a profile in December 2005 ish, i think but did nothing with it. Around February next year people started asking me whether i had a myspace because everyone has one. I said something to the effect of “yes, but i don’t really use it”. What happens? they find me and add me as a friend, so now i have to put something up. I quickly add some basic info and kind of get into how it works, but it’s rubbish!
It’s a blog, info, dating, comment leaving, music sharing mish mash of web space. And it does none of it properly!
If you want a blog, use proper blog software such as wordpress or moveable type which you can install on a proper webhost. You can change the php, add themes, maintain the sql database from your webhost, ftp files etc…
What has myspace got? a profile where you can append a bit of inline css in the profile. This does allow you to change the page design, but it’s a nightmare and not very intuitive. Is myscpace W3C compliant? Let’s find out… surprise surprise, even the front page has 103 errors. I put the url from my myspace and it had 255 errors including the classic no doctype found which is very lazy programming. Nice one myspace, get everyone producing non-compliant pages as per W3C on the internet – as if there wasn’t enough out there already.

You can edit the blog entries when you’re logged in but you can’t have anywhere near the control of a proper blog. You can’t add plugins, or customise things.
If there’s a link on the page there is no way you can change where it goes to or remove it (eg I can’t link the blog on myspace to this one), and it has lovely ad banners all over the place which you have no control of. It’s all coded into the core part of the page which everyone has to have.
The dating aspect of it is just an added encouragement for the are wannabe porn stars and models trying to get some money out of you

The music concept is slightly more interesting, but only if you set up a band page. A regular profile doesn’t let you upload files, and you can only have music files from another myspace band profile. The band profiles are quite good in terms of being able to promote themselves and getting your music heard. You can choose whether to have the files as streaming or downloadable or both.

Bulletins are a feature where people send something to everyone in their myspace friends list, but the only way you can view it is to go into your members area where a tiny box showing the last 5 broadcasts will appear. It will not email you to say that someone has broadcast something. In contrast to invitations which will email you but are also difficult to find if you don’t click the link. It would be quite possible not to know that you have received bulletins unless you looked for them

There’s the overall bit that I can’t stand – the horrific use of shockwave – every page uses far too many shockwave elements that slows things down to a crawl – i find it intolerable.
The site has never managed to remember my username and password despite me telling both keychain and clicked the remember password every time i’ve logged in. It will not let you view parts of other myspace sites unless you’re logged in, and when you do enter your details it takes you back to the main home page. If you have multiple tabs open with myspace sites in each, and then login on one it will not make you logged in on the others when you click links – the logged in status is only valid for that tab/window which is ridiculous and suggests serious problems with the cookie system.

Having said all that the thing that annoys me most is the comments feature. Most of the people i have on my friends are people i know in the real world. They mostly have my email address, aim screenname, msn name, mobile number, some have my home number and possibly my work number. But how do they choose to contact me usually involving a question? By leaving a comment on my myspace – this is stupid on more than one level. Firstly it is unreliable about whether i will get an email telling me that someone has commented and even then i may or may not want to put myself through the pain of looking at my profile to read the message (as unlike wordpress the notification will not contain any portion of the message). Next, comments are a bit like a mix between a forum and a guestbook with a twist…. you can’t add comments on your own myspace!
So what people tend to do is reply to that comment on the person who posted it’s myspace. This makes it doubly ridiculous for someone else reading a comments section, as it will make no sense. Each comment will be a potential continuation of a comment on another myspace so has no flow and serves little purpose after it’s been read.
Some are learning that I don’t like using myspace for communicating, but not everyone

I’m not the only person to think there’s problems with myspace:
myspace sucks and so do you according to Katie McIntyre & Casey Primeau

I haven’t factored in any of the hotlinking problems some websites are having due to the increased bandwidth. This is a direct consequence of myspace not letting users host files on their space so everyone hotlinks.

There’s the more sinister side where myspace ruins lives as it is a honeypot for pedophiles and child molesters around the world

It is a bit reminiscent of Microsoft – the most popular site for social networking and it’s horrible – most users doesn’t mean best.
40 million people using it so it’s gotta be good! right?
Approximately 90% of computer users run Microsoft Windows and a large chunk of them probably think it’s the best operating system to use or have never used anything else so it’s gotta be the best, right?

In conclusion – myspace waste of space – some of the ideas of it are good, but the execution is poor

Beware of the Cat

beware of the cat
This article appeared in the paper last week and features some incredible pictures of what cats are capable of including one where a ginger cat called Jack forced a black bear to seek refuge up a tree in New Jersey.
Unfortunately while the article is available online they don’t put the photos with it, so i’ve had to google it up, so here’s the link to an article on BBC news with picture
It says it’s a tabby, but Jack looks more like a ginger tom to me!

there’s another photo on this link where you can see some close ups

The picture in the article also had a couple of other photos of cats with mice, birds and rabbits looking very smug about their catches

I am a huge cat fan but i think this particular cat, Jack, has taken things a bit far. Remember, Black Bear:
american black bear
1.5m tall
~ 500lbs
Big claws that can rip through flesh
Big Teeth
Loud growl
Bounds around the forest looking scary

Ginger Cat:
~ 10lbs
Sleeps 16 hours a day: catnap
Likes being stroked
Lives in human houses
Has small claws that would feel like a massage compared to bear claws: claws
and while their teeth are designed for flesh it would be difficult for a it to cause damage to an animal bear-sized: yawning cat

That must’ve been one terrified bear

On a sidenote, it has been pointed out by MHC that my views plugin isn’t working properly. Haven’t had a chance this week to look into fixing it, so i may end up disabling it at some point if it doesn’t work for this post

Last Couple of weeks

I haven’t posted anything new on here for a couple of weeks cos it’s been a little bit hectic both socially and workwise. It was a long weekend two weekends ago and I ended up doing four days drinking in 10 pubs with a few mates.
Then the next weekend was the first day this summer where it’s actually been nice so I took advantage of it with a trip to see a bloody shakespeare play Titus Andronicus at the London Globe Theatre – it’s an almost exact replica of the original from Shakespeare’s time in nearly the same location

Afterwards I ended up in a party till 4am full of Greeks, Spanish, French and Dutch

Which reminds me a blog update: I’ve installed another wordpress plugin a while back but thought i’d mention it, to keep the spam out. It’s called Spam Karma 2 and seems to be doing a good job.

Monday afternoon saw Sri Lanka win the second test against England levelling the 3 match test series 1-1 where the first match was a draw. This will give the Sri Lankans huge confidence as England are currently number 2 in the test rankings. England on the other hand have a tough few months with the one day series coming up where they have not done so well and a test series against Pakistan.

Monday night was the first gig for French Car and the Bulimic Wizards who have been around in some shape or form for 10 years but have never played live. They have now made 4 albums as an unsigned band. It was a good gig with a strange combination of people there

I heard this morning that Mars Chocolate bars sold in the UK are going to be renamed “Believe” for the duration of the world cup to encourage fans to believe that England can win the 2006 Football World Cup which starts next week. In other world cup related news, I drew Ukraine in our office world cup sweepstake – somehow i don’t think i’m going to win the grand prize of £100 (Ukraine are 40-1 outsiders!)

And finally, I’ve been receiving a lot of invitations this week for people on myspace wanting to be my friend. Of the 10-15 who have invited me, I have known only one

WordPress 2.0.2

Did some updates today after a lot of spam was hitting my mod queue i installed a plugin called akismet. It intercepts the spam before it hits my mod queue and brushes it into a corner of the admin pane of the blog in a section called “Akismet Spam”. I’ve also just added an addon which sits on the top left under the search panel telling all those bots out there how many spam posts it’s deleted to keep them away. I’m not sure if it’s working yet because I haven’t had any attacks since I brought it online.
If you do find your comments aren’t being posted let me know in case it has been flagged as spam by mistake, as I haven’t been in the habit of checking it before.

The next update was to get the latest version of the blog software WordPress running on here, version. Version 2 came out about 5 months ago so am pretty sure they must have ironed out all the major bugs. My friend stretch has been running it for a good few months and Adrian has upgraded today also

There wasn’t too much downtime, but i took the precaution of renaming the blog while I carried out the update. It also took longer than i thought because i missed copying a couple of the files somewhere along the line and while it did the update it wouldn’t load the blog or let me login giving a couple of parse errors.

Thinking it was because I hadn’t deleted some of the old files I deleted them, but it still failed. So I went through the laborious process of re-uploading every php file. Magically it loaded and I was back to the default theme with no plugins as I’d left it.

For about 1/2 hour you might have seen some odd effects as I re-enabled all the plugins and put the Benevolence theme back on at the same time (bad idea!) but do drop me a line if anything doesn’t seen to work.

Haven’t had a chance to test out the new features, but I’m not entirely enamoured by the new admin pane colours and stretch has offered this admin theme which i will look to install.
Assuming nothing went wrong member logins and passwords should be as before, but I did take a backup of the database just in case anything didn’t transfer properly.

So far so good though including ip2nation & the browser detect plugins

Members Only

I can’t be bothered with dealing with spam comments, so as of tomorrow the blog’s gonna go members only to comment
I’m not gonna put restrictions on who can register, and if I need to upgrade your membership to allow gravatars i’m willing to do that
I haven’t been flooded with spam since the blog isn’t that active, though it did have a period where the moderation was picking up posts every day advertising sites selling Viagra and all the usual junk, but i traced that back to my Custom 404 page which had a link back to the blog. Soon fixed that and linked it back to the main page.
All was fine till today when i got three comments from two different IPs (one from the Netherlands the other in the US) with the same URL and email address – moderator picked them up.
Sorry if they were legitimate comments but they looked like spam to me so when the moderator picked them up – i deleted them

I’ve enabled registration by anyone, and as of tomorrow i’m gonna make registration compulsory to post a comment.
If you have any difficulty joining drop me an email with your login and password and i can create it for you. You should be able to change the password if you want to give me one that you don’t normally use so that you can change it to one you’ll remember (hope that makes sense)

So yeah, as of tomorrow sometime (when I remember) i’m gonna stop guest posting completely – of course you can register now and be prepared – there’s nothing stopping you

Sorry for any inconvenience but i don’t want to have to be dealing with spam on here